Satan and the School Girl!!!
Woke up at 8:30 to Ben calling me and telling me he just lost his awesome job driving the car quest truck and that now he has to sit behind a desk for 51 hours a week. I mean I feel for the kid, BUT NOT AT 8:30 IN THE FREAKIN MORNING!!!!
Later that afternoon. . .
The Prom King himself and my lovely date to Prom came over and showed me his Prom pictures. Oh man SO GOOD!! There are awesome pictures of me and him, but then again there are awesome pictures of Chris with every other girl at Prom. I failed to mention before that he was totally macking it with every girl there. And boy is he good at the pimp thing!!! After driving me and Dana to Taco Bell (read below) Wiseman dropped me off at Jeremy's house. It's always an interesting experience when I go there but always an awesome time. Don't know what I would do with out that kid.
Well it was another amazingly funny day with the love of my life [<3 Dana] It was so repetative but SOO GOOD!!! This afternoon we decided we wanted Taco Bell and we were going to do anything and everything in our power to get it and guess what, WE GOT IT!! Thank you Mr. Wiseman, you are our hero!! Then sadly me and Dana split for all of about 3 hours. LONGEST 3 HOURS OF MY LIFE!!! But thank god we were back together to have another awesome night. We were about to make yet another run, this time to Stop -N- Shop but that fell through. Oh speaking of Stop -N- Shop, me and Dana got offered jobs there, we didn't even have to ask. SCORE!!! And we both are filling out applications to work at Barnes -N- Noble to work in the Starbucks Cafe. So either we're "Grocery Bitchs" or we're "Starbucks Bitchs", hmm choices, choices. Either one works for us cause that means PAY CHECKS AND THAT MEANS MONEY. So after finding out that exciting news we decided we were going to sit out front and chit chat. Chit chatting was awesome except for the fact that EVERY minute Andrew Singer called Dana's cell phone. Can we say obsessed. I think so!! So we've been ignoring him all night! After that we made yet another run but this time to the greatest place on earth, EXXON!!! Well lets see I got a bag of popcorn, sunflower seeds, and a snapple. Dana got a cinnomon bun, almond joy, Ben -N- Jerry's ice cream, and an Arizona ice tea. The guy behind the counter must have thought we were stoned out of our minds cause as soon as we walked in we just started laughing our ass's off. But seriously we weren't so the look on the cashiers face was priceless. Then as we attempted to make it back to my house we got distracted by the fireworks from the carnival which led to us seeing the thunder storm clouds to the south of us and the lighting kept lighting up the clouds. SICKEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!! Then after that wonderful experience we hauled ass back to my house to watch "Whos Line Is It Anyway" That show is by far the funniest thing EVER!!! We were pissing out pants!!! Cause of this show me and Dana have come up with a new quote SATAN AND THE SCHOOL GIRLS!!! SOO GOOD TO LIFE!!! And sadly enough I think thats the end of our night :(. But the adventures of Dana and Steph will continue tomorrow!!!
Posted at 11:41 pm by myfatalflawx
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Alright so it's 12:26 and I just got to update cause I just had the funniest night ever with Dana. We've been out of school for what a week and already we are losing it!! We thought Lance Armstrong was Neil Armstrong. Boy were we wrong seeing as ones an olympic biker and the other was the first man on the moon. Thank you Jeremy for clearing that up for us. So yea after me and Dana realized that we were the biggest dumbass's ever we decided to watch "Whos Line Is It Anyway" FUNNIEST SHOW EVER!!! We were laughing so hard. It was great!!
my fatal flaw x: ahaha we have the best times doing NOTHING and its so good
LoVe 2HateXSrf: lol seriously if you threw us in a room, we'd manage to have fun like one of those rooms with nothing in it and straight jackets
SHES SO RIGHT!!!!
Oh and then we tried to look for jobs at 11:30 at night. Heres a tip don't do it cause you won't find anything. So now tomorrow we're going looking for jobs cause we need them so badly cause we're SO BROKE!!!!
Oh just alittle FYI for everyone. Ben Hawkins measured his dick today cause he got bored and its a whopping total of 7 inchs!!! What do you think of that ladies and gents???!!! LMFAO!!!
Posted at 12:39 am by myfatalflawx
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My away message:
Ride or Die Bitchs!!! (aka Me and Dana)
Waiting for Dana (aka Neil Armstrong) to get here then being biker chicks and hauling ass to Wisemans house :-P
-Call the cell
-->721-7890
Dana's away message:
ride or die Bee-yatches [ahem, me and my <3 Steph]
-riding my bike for the first time in 2 yrs, then dueling it to Wisemans house, [Im a Neil amrstrong in the prime]
beat meh, 4331839...succckkas
Message from Jeremy while me and Dana are away:
HerosNeverDie13: do you guys mean lance armstrong? cause neil armstrong was an astronaut, lol
FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!!!! ME AND DANA WENT TO THE MOON!!!!
Posted at 10:35 pm by myfatalflawx
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So much for being in a good mood. Its amazing how fast my moods can change, especially when my mother is home. GRRR!!! That woman drives me absolutely insane sometimes. I go to go for a walk today, a 30 minute walk to my friends house to say hi and then come home. Well telling my mother that i'll be home in 30 minutes isn't good enough for her. She needs to ask me a hundred questions. So I freaked out and told her I hated her. Nice daughter aren't I? I hate telling my mom I hate her cause I really don't she just drives me insane sometimes. So now I'm just sitting home listening to Josh Groban cause I'm cool like that and just relaxing. I'm waiting for Dana to call me after she goes to Mrs. G's wake :(. Then after that its party time at Wisemans house :). Hopefully I'll have an awesome time there and i'll forget all about everything that happened. That would be really nice.
So does anyone know where they are hiring cause me and Dana really need jobs. If you got any ideas let us know, we will love you forever!!! ;)
Well i'll probably write some more when I get back from Wisemans. So talk to you all later!!!
Posted at 05:14 pm by myfatalflawx
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Posted at 05:01 pm by myfatalflawx
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Well this is my first entry so if its cheesy deal with it!! So yea today was by far the funniest day ever. So me and Dana came to the conclusion today that we seriously need to get off our lazy ass's and get a summer job. The fact that we never have any money is getting pretty pathetic. So we just added that to our list of things to get done over the summer!! Yes thats right we have a list, and its the best list EVER!! Oh and keep coming and back and reading cause we just keep on adding stuff!!
Things to do this summer (Dana and Steph):
1. Take train to Montauk
2. Go into the City
3. Get jobs TOGETHER!!! 
4. Go fishing
5. Get our minds off dumb and dumber (NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!!)
6. See every movie that comes out
7. STEPH WILL MEET DAVE!!!! 
8. Learn how to surf
9. Party at Ocean Beach
10. Rent beach house/party boat
11. Pass summer school!!
12. Box Barbie!!
13. GET MY PERMIT!! 
14. Hunt down Steve at Ducks Stadium 
15. Buy Dave flowers so that I can finally write him a note!!!
16. Go to Six Flags or Hershey Park
17. to be continued. . .
I promise you me and Dana will complete everything on this list by the end of the summer and if we don't well then that just sucks for us!!
Posted at 01:03 am by myfatalflawx
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. My room is empty it feels so weird yet its so nice at the same exact time 
. I got to hang up some of my pictures, my favorite has to be the ones of Dave and the one Dave drew me 